Pet Poo - suitable topic for discussion in the workplace?

Skippy and Ermentrude have, for the last 10 minutes, been discussing the toilet habits of their pets. Loudly.

Nice.

Why do I have share oxygen with these morons?

Confession

I have never been met at an airport.

Across the universe

From one of my favourite movies ever.

How to...

...doom your offspring.

Skippy's parents already have their eye on a pony for the 4 month foetus she is currently carrying. Knowing it's mother as I do, and anticipating the grandparental spoiling that the pony appears to signify, I am prepared to state now, that there is No Hope for the child.

It will be Awful.

Hills

Walking through the fog on top of a hill, knowing there is a cliff yards from my feet felt strangely familiar. I could feel the space, but not see it.

Muffled in drops of water that were not quite falling from the clouds I watched silent birds emerge, first as shadows, then solid and flapping.